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Subject:I have discovered a very warped view of religion.
Time:02:05 pm
Current Mood:contemplativecontemplative
God is a regenerating pinata.

When people don't believe in God, then they are beating him with a club. Then all of the candy, happiness, long life, and money comes out of its broken pinata body, which is then picked up by whoever is closest at the time, which could be absolutely anyone and everyone. It then regenerates and can be beaten up for more candy.

It bleeds thin mints. As in the girl scout cookie.
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elnigma
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Time:2007-06-05 11:10 pm (UTC)
I <3 you
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feralig8tr
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Time:2007-06-06 12:26 am (UTC)
Ewwww

Thin mints.
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surskitty
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Time:2007-06-06 02:53 pm (UTC)
Fine, then it bleed something else good. Like chocolate. Or sugar.
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roxiexcore
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Time:2007-06-06 10:30 pm (UTC)
NOOOO. DON'T COMPARE GOD TO THE AMAZING, AMAZING, AMAZING PIÑATAS. ;_;

My dumbassery aside, this idea makes me smile.
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surskitty
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Time:2007-06-06 10:39 pm (UTC)
Pinatas are pretty amazing, yeah.

Hee, thanks. I thought it was a pretty neat idea, too. And it was mine to boot.
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