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Subject:Mom's Mandates
Time:03:07 pm
Current Mood:deviousdevious

My mom (elnigma) is prone to declaring certain things that I am or am not allowed to do. I'd say the context, but quite often, there is no context. Of course I'm not supposed to repeat these - this being the domain of Car Talk - but hey!

More to be added as I remember them.

  • Girls don't let girls go on Girls Gone Wild.
  • Friends don't let friends drink beer from tubes.
  • You are not allowed to take any drugs that have probably been in somebody's butt.
  • You are not allowed to cosplay as Pedobear.
  • If you want to dye your hair green, tell me first so I can help make sure it doesn't look awful.

Also mom nobody cares about your cotton pads with lucky cats on them. Seriously.

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elnigma
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Time:2008-03-06 08:18 pm (UTC)
/me smashes various things about.. *grr*
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surskitty
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Time:2008-03-06 08:21 pm (UTC)
I need an icon to thoroughly display my satisfaction.

This one will have to do.
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elnigma
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Time:2008-03-06 08:23 pm (UTC)
my lucky cats will rule the world
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crystylla
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Time:2008-03-06 08:45 pm (UTC)
... Your mum (mom, whatever) is awesome.
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surskitty
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Time:2008-03-06 10:23 pm (UTC)
\o/ Indeed.
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ashbet
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Time:2008-03-07 01:18 pm (UTC)
*hehe*

I really can't disagree with anything on this list! ;)

-- A <3
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paulrhume
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Time:2008-03-07 07:25 pm (UTC)
Speaking as the stepfather (so who cares) these are Women's Mysteries and thus not my concern. My only rule is that you are allowed to fall massively in love with anyone you desire, as long as you are 30 and living somewhere else, so it is not my problem.
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