My mom (elnigma) is prone to declaring certain things that I am or am not allowed to do. I'd say the context, but quite often, there is no context. Of course I'm not supposed to repeat these - this being the domain of Car Talk - but hey!

More to be added as I remember them.

• Girls don't let girls go on Girls Gone Wild.
• Friends don't let friends drink beer from tubes.
• You are not allowed to take any drugs that have probably been in somebody's butt.
• You are not allowed to cosplay as Pedobear.
• If you want to dye your hair green, tell me first so I can help make sure it doesn't look awful.

Also mom nobody cares about your cotton pads with lucky cats on them. Seriously.