My mom (
elnigma) is prone to declaring certain things that I am or am not allowed to do. I'd say the context, but quite often, there is no context. Of course I'm not supposed to repeat these - this being the domain of Car Talk - but hey!
More to be added as I remember them.
- Girls don't let girls go on Girls Gone Wild.
- Friends don't let friends drink beer from tubes.
- You are not allowed to take any drugs that have probably been in somebody's butt.
- You are not allowed to cosplay as Pedobear.
- If you want to dye your hair green, tell me first so I can help make sure it doesn't look awful.
Also mom nobody cares about your cotton pads with lucky cats on them. Seriously.
