surskitty (surskitty) wrote,

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Mom's Mandates

My mom (elnigma) is prone to declaring certain things that I am or am not allowed to do. I'd say the context, but quite often, there is no context. Of course I'm not supposed to repeat these - this being the domain of Car Talk - but hey!

More to be added as I remember them.

  • Girls don't let girls go on Girls Gone Wild.
  • Friends don't let friends drink beer from tubes.
  • You are not allowed to take any drugs that have probably been in somebody's butt.
  • You are not allowed to cosplay as Pedobear.
  • If you want to dye your hair green, tell me first so I can help make sure it doesn't look awful.

Also mom nobody cares about your cotton pads with lucky cats on them. Seriously.

Tags: brb fleeing from the scene of the crime, giant list of death, help i'm being oppressed, i'm just that awesome, let's talk about... i forgot, why yes i did think this was funny
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