REWORDING FOR LACK OF MEMORY
ON TINKERBELL AND FRIENDS: "Tinkerbell doesn't have any friends! Tinkerbell is like that guy!" "... that guy?" "You know! The one with the memes!" "... Chuck Norris...?" "YES. TINKERBELL IS LIKE FUCKING CHUCK NORRIS. YOU DON'T MESS WITH TINKERBELL. TINKERBELL COMES OVER TO YOU AND TELLS YOU TO GIVE HER CANDY OR SHE'LL PULL YOUR HAIR."
and then the discussion turned into something about how Tinkerbell is in the faerie mafia or something and if you don't give her candy, she'll poke out your eyes and feed them to you
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